Voice Mail da CIA...

Dial, 1-800 666-CIA6...
Hi - you have reached the voice mail of the CIA. Please press

1: For our install a new dictator plan.

2: For our drug smuggling ring.

3: For satanic child sex slavery operations.

4: If you're a elected official who needs to hide a dead hooker fast!

5: If you wanna hear the joke that is the 9/11 cover-up by us. (jet fuel 666)

But, if this is Mr. Rothschild or satan himself or the anti christ, we will take your call immediately stay on the line please!

Que sorte é um 800...se fosse em Portugal era em 707....